Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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