Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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