I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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