ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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