So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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