FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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