I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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