Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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