just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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