Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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