i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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