your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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