Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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