I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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