Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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