then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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