sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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