i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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