Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Randomize
