Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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