Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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