This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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