Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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