On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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