I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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