Who did Billy Mays play for?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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