Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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