I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I love you. Go after that dick
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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