It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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