Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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