Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Is Oprah even human
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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