hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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