Will you blow on my dice?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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