bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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