i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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