i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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