Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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