apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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