Soap is not a condiment
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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