ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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