He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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