Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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