As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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