Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she looked like the before picture.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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