That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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