I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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