Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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