No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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