I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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