I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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