Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
do herpes really smell.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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