I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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