i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We had to coat check the pizza.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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