i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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